Robin Scherbatsky → character tropes (inspired by x)
the idea of wearing jeans that are not skinny jeans terrifies me now i can’t remember what i used to do with all that extra space around my ankles
Chandler: I don’t dance at weddings… Because weddings are a great place to meet women, and when I dance, I look like this…
i drink a virgin screwdriver every morning im so hardcore
isnt that just orange juice
these idiot s fell right into my trap. the menu tonight is rich ppl soup
omg they are so offended if you lick them back.
Fun fact! Dogs lick the mouths of those they consider higher in rank! So if you lick them back, they are not offended, they just don’t see themselves as higher than you and they are confused! The second dog must be a very loyal dog because he or she literally refuses to be licked back haha! I love dogs.
i started reading that expecting an angry rant and it turned out to be one of the nicest things ever.
I have reblogged this like ten times
My cat grooms me. What does that mean?
It means your cat thinks your style is wack and is trying to help
"Such a part of me is just being myself, and even if it’s goofy and stupid and weird and people disagree with it or think it’s ridiculous at times, I know that people that are close to me care about me and love me.”
This is one of the most inspirational posts I have ever seen on Tumblr.
The first gay marriage proposal in the White House.
An active duty U.S. Marine Corps captain made history over the weekend by becoming the first gay man to pop the question to his partner at the White House.
In the photo: Matthew Phelps proposing to his partner, Ben Schock. Congrats to the couple, and may their journey be happier than ever.
this is beautiful to see